partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

blazeberg:

I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible

(Source: seinfeldia)

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

(Source: areyoutoonenough)

(Source: nc-17)

  • teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
  • me: the bourgeois
  • teacher: what
  • me: what
  • karl marx: nice

amaloli:

amaloli:

theres this girl at my school with a rainbow pin that says ALLY

i thought it meant like a straight ally so one time i told her i liked her pin and straight allies are cool and she looked straight at me and said my name is ally and im bisexual

(Source: homumado)

(Source: vaginal-erection)

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

  • parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
  • parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo)

(Source: bricesander)

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

politicsoflanguage:

Americans and ebola, recently on twitter.

Americans.

horanyewest:

first things first i’m a princess

jaazuuss:

rsoxotv:

Slayage 

There should be a contest for this

(Source: hellyeahbeyonce)

human:

ME

(Source: livefeeds)

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