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musicacorazon:

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

phoeni-xx:

i cannot

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

Superwoman on 5sos' VMA performance (+)

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i’m 5’3 and i will fight ur tall ass i don’t give a fuck

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the-pietriarchy:

why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all

Why don't you use capital letters?
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officialunitedstates:

the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman

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the-goddamazon:

asian-mist:

thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG!!!

LMFAO OMG her face she was like “WTF…okay, OKAY y’all got it!”

atrapforfools:

next time you hear a white person say “well if black people can say the n-word why can’t i???” you should ask them “why do you want to?” and listen as they try not to say “black people have something of their own that I am not entitled to and that hurts my feelings and makes me feel inferior”

he-was-number-wan:

Chowder is old enough to be on Boomerang guess it’s time to join AARP and replace everything in my diet with prunes

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